breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER